Comments on: The Gynie Monologues https://www.dimsumanddoughnuts.com/the-gynie-monologues/ A little SUMthing about growing up, making mistakes and happy endings. Tue, 22 Mar 2016 15:42:32 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9 By: Lola https://www.dimsumanddoughnuts.com/the-gynie-monologues/#comment-208 Thu, 21 Apr 2011 12:00:36 +0000 http://www.epkdesign.com/dimsumanddoughnuts.com/2011/02/28/the-gynie-monologues/#comment-208 No Va-jay-jays over here…just a bunch of penises. And surprisingly they are pretty low maintenance. Other than having 'the talk' when my oldest said to me (at around age 4) "MOM! It's getting BIGGER" to which I brilliantly responded, "it's supposed to do that, Honey. It'll get smaller again…JUST LEAVE IT ALONE", the penises over here have for the most part, kept to themselves.

Sidebar (and some of you may want to close your eyes). My male friends tell me I have just about a year or two until I will be stripping sheets daily and will be finding random crunchy socks lying around the bedroom of my now 12 year old. Did that just make you gag? It did me. Holy hell…I'm not ready for this.

]]> By: The Jiu Jiu https://www.dimsumanddoughnuts.com/the-gynie-monologues/#comment-105 Tue, 01 Mar 2011 07:34:28 +0000 http://www.epkdesign.com/dimsumanddoughnuts.com/2011/02/28/the-gynie-monologues/#comment-105 I don't consider myself a tough guy but I decided to stick around and read the entire post, and I laughed so hard I snorted coffee up my nose (I'm early in my 2nd half century and that's the first time I've ever heard "Kentucky fried" in that context)! Only problem is, I'm not sure if a noseful of coffee is better or worse than sweat on the back of my neck…?

]]> By: Jo https://www.dimsumanddoughnuts.com/the-gynie-monologues/#comment-104 Tue, 01 Mar 2011 04:10:30 +0000 http://www.epkdesign.com/dimsumanddoughnuts.com/2011/02/28/the-gynie-monologues/#comment-104 Too funny! Glad to see you back blogging. I used to read your posts and laugh out loud!

]]> By: Anonymous https://www.dimsumanddoughnuts.com/the-gynie-monologues/#comment-103 Tue, 01 Mar 2011 04:04:28 +0000 http://www.epkdesign.com/dimsumanddoughnuts.com/2011/02/28/the-gynie-monologues/#comment-103 Very funny!!!

]]> By: Sandy https://www.dimsumanddoughnuts.com/the-gynie-monologues/#comment-102 Tue, 01 Mar 2011 02:29:25 +0000 http://www.epkdesign.com/dimsumanddoughnuts.com/2011/02/28/the-gynie-monologues/#comment-102 Funny and very true to the daily grunt work of the modern Mommy!

]]> By: JMM https://www.dimsumanddoughnuts.com/the-gynie-monologues/#comment-100 Mon, 28 Feb 2011 20:36:40 +0000 http://www.epkdesign.com/dimsumanddoughnuts.com/2011/02/28/the-gynie-monologues/#comment-100 Um, since when does chicken smell like anything… unless it past its prime? NASTY.
Well, at least she didn't claim it tasted like chicken. 🙂

]]> By: sara https://www.dimsumanddoughnuts.com/the-gynie-monologues/#comment-99 Mon, 28 Feb 2011 19:53:02 +0000 http://www.epkdesign.com/dimsumanddoughnuts.com/2011/02/28/the-gynie-monologues/#comment-99 I guess I'm glad I have boys? I guess 3 gynies in the house is a lot to deal with! love it!

]]> By: Heather Thompson https://www.dimsumanddoughnuts.com/the-gynie-monologues/#comment-98 Mon, 28 Feb 2011 19:32:08 +0000 http://www.epkdesign.com/dimsumanddoughnuts.com/2011/02/28/the-gynie-monologues/#comment-98 We recently came to the same conclusion much to my dismay as well… thanks for writing it so much more artfully than I could have though;)

I will be sharing this one with my fellow mommies! lol

]]> By: Amy https://www.dimsumanddoughnuts.com/the-gynie-monologues/#comment-97 Mon, 28 Feb 2011 18:49:40 +0000 http://www.epkdesign.com/dimsumanddoughnuts.com/2011/02/28/the-gynie-monologues/#comment-97 Thank you for the service you provide. I was in total agreement that I was done with that since my little one is in big girl panties. It was all up to her! Okay…I have added it to the list. Brush teeth, chapstick, lotion and change underwear and WIPE.

]]> By: Jillian https://www.dimsumanddoughnuts.com/the-gynie-monologues/#comment-96 Mon, 28 Feb 2011 17:48:27 +0000 http://www.epkdesign.com/dimsumanddoughnuts.com/2011/02/28/the-gynie-monologues/#comment-96 good stuff, robyn…you don't mess around..:]

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