There’s a kid at camp named Chase Perlman. He was a camper for many years and now he’s a counselor. Chase Perlman has two brothers and they are equally as awesome as he is. They come from a very special family, and they are all very special to us.
One night during the summer of 2013, Chase Perlman asked to hang in our cabin with my girls and our nanny, El, while I was at Evening Program. When I came back to check on things, I expected them to be fighting to get my girls into bed, but both girls were tucked away and Chase Perlman and El were on the couch doing stuff on their phones. I have no idea what they were doing, but it looked like they were communicating with other people which confused me because I thought they wanted to hang out together.
I’m sure it’s a generational thing and if I had grown up in that generation I probably would have been the same way, but it’s still odd to me that people can be together yet NOT be together.
What does it mean?
Are people simply multitasking or are they not sufficiently entertained?
If they are multitasking, I get it. These days, most of us have to do that. I know when I meet friends for lunch, I leave my phone on the table in case an emergency comes up, but if I’m with you, I’m with you. I’m not scrolling through Instagram pics while you’re talking and I’m not starting text conversations with someone else—and if someone is preoccupied on their phone instead of hanging with me, I probably shouldn’t take it personally, but I do.
I think I’m pretty entertaining. I don’t know why someone would have to keep checking their phone while they’re with me. Is it the whole FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out) thing I keep hearing about, or maybe I’m just not as enthralling as I think I am.
I didn’t grow up with Smart Phones and Tablets, but even if I did, I still think I’d think it rude to utilize them during time spent with someone else—because even though technology changes daily, good manners don’t.
Clearly, I just don’t get it. What are people doing on their phones when they’re with other people? Are they texting more people? Why aren’t they with those people?
Of course I understand the need to get back to someone real quick, or even show something hilarious to the person you’re with, but for everyone to be doing separate things on their phone while they’re all sitting together…? I don’t get that at all. But I see it, a lot, and not just from Chase Perlman.
But he’s the one I started razzing about it. And I’m driving him nuts, but he’s so good about humoring me!
After the cabin incident, EVERY SINGLE TIME I saw Chase Perlman around camp with his phone, (which he shouldn’t have around camp anyway!!) I would yell “CHASE PERLMAN!!!” as loud as I could to which he would stop, look around, see ME and grunt audibly. Then he would (reluctantly) put his phone away, at least for the moment.
But not everyone does. It’s the new normal to stay connected, but all the time?? —No matter where you are, what you’re doing or who you’re with? That’s a lot. And it’s not just me who feels this way. Once my girls (then 4 and 6) found out how badly I was terrorizing Chase Perlman, they got on board—and not just with him, with me too.
We got home from camp that summer and they were all over me, pointing and yelling “CHASE PERLMAN” if they felt I shouldn’t be on my phone. And they still do. I was on a call with a client once and they were all “CHASE PERLMAN, MOMMY! CHAAAAAAAAAAASE PERLMAN!!” and the client was like “Oh…you have kids?” Yes I do. They’re SUPER awesome.
But my girls were right, to an extent. My attention should go to them when we are together, but they also need to know that sometimes work things come up, so we came to an agreement: I will always let them know when I’m getting back to someone for work, and they will know that they need to SHUT IT.
When we sit down to eat (whether we are home or out) it’s “No Phone Zone” time. Not only no phones, but no iPods, iPads, TV—NO NOTHING with a Power button. It’s family time, yo. Emergencies only. And someone better be dead or dying because if you reach for your phone and it’s not an emergency, yeah, you know it…”CHASE PERLMAN!!!!!”
I wanted to “CHASE PERLMAN” a kid so badly a few weeks ago. I was at a restaurant with a girlfriend and at the table next to us was a mom, a dad, a kid and a grandmother. The kid was playing a game (a very LOUD game) and not interacting with the family. I wanted to “CHASE PERLMAN!!” him so badly but they wouldn’t have known what the hell I was talking about.
So I kept my mouth shut, but both my girlfriend and I were annoyed with the volume of the game and the parents not even attempting to offer a viable alternative like…I don’t know…maybe hanging with grandma…?
But I don’t know. It could just be me. All I know is I’m trying harder to be more conscious of looking at the person I’m with and not an electronic device when we’re talking. But I also don’t have a choice. My girls will yell “CHASE PERLMAN!!” and bust me wide open if I don’t.
And if you’re ever with us and pull out your phone at the wrong time, you might get it too.
Chase Perlman with the divas.
(Yes, I used his real name, but I got permission.)
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we love those boys too! Love the article
Thank you, Carol! They are the best!! I agree!! 🙂
I need some more Libby in my life…
Yes. This is good. Needed to hear this. Like big time! Nickamin boys…look out! The Chase Perlman law has just been passed by legislature in our home. Done.
Oh yeah! Nickamin boys gonna get schooled, ya’ll!! Love it!!
Robyn – thank you. Sharing this with my bookclub and adding new rule to bookclub night – no phones! We met for the first time in months last week and everyone was looking forward to a terrific night of wine, catching up and of course talking about the book (not really about the book- it wasn’t great and we really had a lot of catching up to do) but one of the new ladies couldn’t put her darn phone down – nor did she silence it so every time she got a text an annoying dog barked to notify her. She didn’t pick up any subtle clues to put it away either. Now I will tell you I worked my butt off to host this “epic” night – the food was fabulous, the sangria was perfect and the deserts were prize winning (OK – perhaps I exaggerate since I was the hostess but you get the idea)…..for some (including me) it’s really the only grown up night of the month and i had my parents babysitting both the toddler and her partner in crime -the dog so it was supposed to be perfect. Until the sangria swilling Chase Perlman showed up and refused to leave! So no more cell phones at book club – we need to gossip,eat, drink and talk about books in a relaxing environment and barking phones are distracting! Thanks Robyn.
I love that you are going to be all over this at book club, Shannon!! Chase Perlman is at least cool; that girl sounds NOT COOL AT ALL. Who shows up at book club and doesn’t put her phone away? It’s BOOK CLUB!!!! (And who uses the barking option on their phone? The worst!!) I don’t blame you for being bummed. You worked hard and I gotta tell you, all that food you made sounds amazing. She needs to know what’s what. You can’t let her get away with that! You need to let me know what happens next week. Chase Perlman her! Everyone will love you for it and she won’t know what hit her. It will be EPIC (but probably not as epic as your desserts.)
Thank you for writing and please keep me posted. Dying to know what happens.
LOVE this !!! It’s SO true-everyone is on their phones ALL the time including some members of my own family who you know!!!! I hate it–it’s just plain RUDE. Glad to hear you are setting a good example with your girls!!!!. It’s a lost cause for my guys!!!!! 🙂
It’s crazy, right Deenie!! I know!! I had to write about it. I wonder if things will be different when my girls read this many years from now…?