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You’re Not Alone (VIII)

July 1, 2014

I’m not saying these are all about me. I’m just saying if you feel the same, or you have done it too, you’re not alone.

You’re not alone if…

1. When you try to use your DVD or TV, you have to say the steps OUT LOUD because there is a lot to do and it is very confusing.

2. You stop in the middle of exercising to get a snack.

3. You don’t comment on someone’s social media post, not because you don’t have something to say, but because you don’t want to get a full day of notifications that have nothing to do with you.

4. When you go on vacation, it doesn’t matter if it’s for 3 days or 10, you don’t poop the entire time.

5. You love the Neon Trees song Sleeping With a Friend—or you actually ARE sleeping with a friend. 9Yay for you! Unless he’s married, or you are, then I don’t know, that’s probably not so good.)

6. You have like 2 minutes to talk and you call your friend and her kid answers, but then you have to waste valuable time making nice to the kid when really want you want to say is: “Hey, kid! I didn’t call for you!!”

7. You really and truly don’t hate anyone in the world except for the guy who just pulled out in front of you and is going 10 miles under the speed limit.

8. You considered getting a job washing dishes just so you can actually get paid for it.

9. You know “It broke, Mommy!!” is kid-code for “I broke it.”

10. You love that overalls are back in style except for when you go to the bathroom and the strap falls in the toilet.

11. You have days where you think everyone is a stupid idiot.

12. You sometimes need to be reminded of the last time you bathed your kid, and sometimes it’s your kid that reminds you.

13. Your favorite song becomes your LEAST favorite song 3 days after it becomes your ring tone.

14. You don’t buy anything red because you know how things will turn out when you wash it.

15. Sometimes when your kid says “Mommy???” you quickly reply “NO” because it really doesn’t matter what they’re asking for, that’s the answer.

16. You get a little stressed by all the coupons attached to the bottom of your drug store receipt. They give you 3 days to come back for the awesome 10.00 off, but you just bought everything you need so WTH???

WAIT!

Do you have one of your own? You can win a surprise present if you do!

Just go to the Dim Sum and Doughnuts FB page: https://www.facebook.com/dimsumanddoughnuts and LIKE it.

Then, add your own You’re Not Alone line in the comment section where the other ones are. Whoever gets the most LIKES on their line will get a fun present from me (it won’t suck). Plus, your “YNA” line will be included on the next “You’re Not Alone” post!!

You can also win if you LIKE the FB page and SHARE the post.

Fun??? Yes!! SHARE SHARE SHARE, LIKE the page and, if you have one, add your YNA line in the comments! You know you have a good one (or more) and when you SHARE, your friends can vote too!

Contest ends Thursday, July 3rd. Let’s get it ON!!

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  1. tara pittman says

    July 1, 2014 at 12:23 pm

    What is the prize? I cant seem to find it,sorry.

    • Robyn says

      July 1, 2014 at 4:10 pm

      Hi Tara! It’s a surprise present from me to you! I will send it if you win! All you have to do to enter is go to the Facebook page and either SHARE the post or add your own “You’re Not Alone” statement in the comment section of where the other ones are.

      Sorry for the confusion!!
      r

  2. Julie says

    July 1, 2014 at 3:57 pm

    You are not alone~if your child throws a screaming fit in the grocery store or at church!

  3. Robyn says

    July 1, 2014 at 4:12 pm

    Hi Julie!! You HAVE to add that one. It’s a good one!!
    All you have to do is go to the FB page https://www.facebook.com/dimsumanddoughnuts
    and add it to the comment section where all the other “You’re Not Alone” statements are. (You’ll see it, there are a bunch.) Make sure to SHARE after you add yours so your friends will see it and hopefully vote for you. Yours is GOOD!!!!

  4. Terri says

    July 2, 2014 at 11:36 am

    I don’t have anything clever to add, I just wanted to share that I laughed out loud at some of these. Thank you for sharing, it was good to laugh!

    • Robyn says

      July 2, 2014 at 12:33 pm

      I’m so happy, Terri! Thanks for taking the time to let me know. I hope I see you back here (and if you want to see some more of these, there are some funny ones written by readers on the FB page. You don’t have to add one but you can LIKE the ones you like the best and help them win a present!)

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